roboticdreams:

what if you were cooking with a robot and asked them to please crack the eggs for you and they happily said “right away!” and then proceeded to smash all of the eggs against your counter top

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

sansastark:

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well i think that deserves a two hour break

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

burgrs:

im so sick of boys…not all boys…just those boys…you know the ones (all of them)

elliotexplicit:

*hits head on desk*

sluttymistletoe:

hooking up in a car is gross and wrong and i need it right now

whorville:

foodnun:

loving yourself too much is not okay like love yourself but not too much leave room to love others as well !! !!

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